fucking cuddle with me you bitch
no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it
Don’t tell me how to live me life
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*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
Sounds like the best party ever.
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
there should be a dating website called ebae