suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

feet are friends, not food

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

queen-siobhan:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know why you should never release 1.5 million balloons at once. (Source)

Don’t tell me how to live me life

officialhotbabe:

the official twitter icon of stolen text posts

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rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

spongebob is NOT hot. squidward is debatable.

English Bulldog puppy at the sea